That elvish sonuvabitch knocked our girl up! We knew it would happen on 7.23 we rightfully predicted that Orlando Bloom was up to no good. No good! And now we hear that Miranda Kerr is pregnant!

Who does he think he is?

Check out the Thor trailer which leaked from Comic-Con! 

And after that check out our cool, funny and vintage tshirt designs only at Kindred Market! 

The lumberjacks at Kindred Market proudly announces a new experiment involving our cool, funny and vintage tshirt designs and making them cheap to buy and great to wear! We've taken some of our most popular shirts including our Big Lebowski tshirt, Monty Python tshirt, our HazMatthew tshirt, Pulp Fiction tshirt, Radio Raheem tshirt and Who Is It? tshirt designs and reduxed them to one color tees for $9.99 you still get cool, funny and vintage tshirt designs that you can wear proudly but in this economy you need cheap tshirts! 

We take pride in the fact that we offer top of the line, cutting edge fashion and we're going to continue to do that through our awesome pop culture tshirts and couple it with our new cheap tshirts - so support the cause of bringing great art back to the people and buy one of these tees today!

The Kindred lumberjacks pride ourselves on our pop culture know-how. We were there for Comic-Con, we own every cult movie imaginable from Big Lebowski to archival footage from The Shining - we're not just about our cool tshirt designs, we're about so much more. We also love to party and so when we were putting our playlist together for the semi-annual Wood-Cutting Rave where we get blasted on ecstasy and adderall, we realized our dance music was sorely lacking. It wasn't that we didn't think people wouldn't WANT to get crunk to Jack Johnson and Ani DiFranco...we just figured they'd want something more dance specific.

I demand that David Hasselhoff in this outfit be allowed to be in the Avengers movie!

Which babe to choose? Which. Babe. To. Choose? From Olivia Munn to Blake Lively one lovely lady stands above the rest of the Comic-Con crowd. She's smart. She's sexy, sexy, oh so sexy. She's talented (when she's not making shitty straight-to-DVD versions of The Nanny Diaries) and she was in Home Alone 3 and still has a career! 

Ladies and gentlemen. Today we Kindred lumberjacks raise our axes and carry our wood for todays Daily Hottie, the always beautiful Scarlett Johansson. 

Sexy, Sexy Scarlett Johansson!
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Alright, who else is excited for this movie, because it looks freaking awesome! Robert Downey Jr., Sam Jackson, Mark Ruffalo, Jeremy Renner and Scarlett Johansson all in one movie? Okay given that Mark Ruffalo and Jeremy Renner aren't bonafide movie stars yet and Sam Jackson can't exactly open a movie anymore and Scarlett Johansson has been kind of a mixed bag recently....it's still super exciting! The lumberjacks may even take a break from bringing in cool, funny and vintage tshirt designs for a day!

I'm not really feeling Downey Jr.'s, Al Pacino-meets-Bono look but whatever. Can't wait for this trailer! Well comment below and check out more of Kindred Market for all your cool, funny and vintage tshirt designs!

How dare they? HOW DARE THEY? The Kindred boys almost dropped their packs of cool, funny and vintage tshirt designs on the forest floor. How dare the feminists come down on Jon Stewart and The Daily Show. The Kindred lumberjacks are mad ladies and gentlemen. Mad. After an article ran in Jezebel.com about the supposed boys-club that is The Daily Show (boys club being defined as a place where 40% of the writers are female) that accused Jon Stewart of marginalizing women on his show.

Now don't get us wrong. Smart, sexy, independent women are the backbone of Kindred - they're called Lumberjills and we love them. But we're sorry, our Daily Hottie who was attacked by the feminists is a known comedienne with great timing, she's beautiful, an accredited author and she dresses up and loves on the geeks at Comic-Con (nerds are sexy! durrrr) - who could not be okay with her? Action must be taken.

Should we Jack Nicholson in The Shining-style chop down Jezebel.com with our mythic Internet axes? No. Those haven't been invented yet. Should we fashion for Jon Stewart a Lincoln-Log house with built in anti-feminist nunchuks? No, that's nonsensical...awesome, but nonsensical. Instead we are declaring Daily Show correspondent and victim of feminist targetting, Olivia Munn to be our Kindred Daily Hottie and invite her to be a Lumberjill. Should she read this and accept her new position we'll send her a free shirt and a card filled with cut-out snowflakes in the shapes of hearts. 

So today we raise our axes and carry our wood for new Daily Show correspondent and Weiner-Eating champion of the world (check out the video) the smart, sexy, hilarious Olivia Munn!

Be sure to check out more of our cool, funny and vintage tshirt designs only at Kindred Market!

 

The Kindred lumberjacks are sensitive. They might seem like they're completely focused on cool, funny and vintage tshirt designs but...they're not. They have hearts...hearts that yearn and their hearts are yearning today, yearning for love put on the backburner. It seems like only yesterday that our Daily Hottie was on the news every day. 

Now it's just the odd article or email forward that brings her across our desk. But she must not be forgotten. Today, the Kindred Lumberjacks are raising their axes and carrying their wood for the sexy lumberjack princess, diamond of the World Cup....Larissa Riquelme! 

Larissa Riquelme
Our darling, the sexy Larissa Riquelme. Our darling, the sexy Larissa Riquelme. Our darling, the sexy Larissa Riquelme. Our darling, the sexy Larissa Riquelme. Our darling, the sexy Larissa Riquelme. Our darling, the sexy Larissa Riquelme. Our darling, the sexy Larissa Riquelme.

So there is our Daily Hottie...Larissa Riquelme! Don't forget to check out the rest of the site for cool, funny or vintage tshirt designs and make sure to share your comments below!

Take some time out from browsing our cool, funny and vintage tees to watch the new Tron Legacy trailer that was just released at Comic-Con! Check it out below and sure to check out our Movie Parody tees!

Today is a sad day in man-land.  A sad day indeed. Several lumberjacks just couldn't take it anymore and they had to stop bringing in cool, funny and vintage tees in order to get over what our $5.00/hr psychiatrist describes as "a severe case of the weepies." Why is today so sad you may ask? Yesterday, in secret, that pointy-ear wearin', Johnny Depp's shadow walkin', Orc-killin', Greek fightin' sonuvabitch Orlando Bloom took ran off with one of the most beautiful girls on the planet and Kindred favorite Miranda Kerr when he secretly married her after dating for forever. 

The Lovely Mrs. Miranda Kerr-Bloom

Back to the mill boys! Those cool tshirts aren't going to design themselves! And don't forget, there's always Adrianna Lima!

    The Kindred boys had to stop production on our cool, funny and vintage tshirts in order to pee our pants a little in excitement at the news that Darren Aronofsky's new thriller Black Swan will be opening the 67th Venice International Film Festival. Aronofsky, director of the great The Wrestler and the greatly underrated The Fountain has cast the absolutely gorgeous and talented Natalie Portman and the never-fail rising star that is Mila Kunis in what is described by indiewire.com as a psychological thriller set in the world of ballet.

    

    With ballet as a background and Aronofsky's amazing eye for gorgeous pictures and ear for pitch-perfect dialogue we firmly believe that Black Swan is going to be kind of a big deal and might finally give Portman the recognition she deserves and Kunis the opportunity to even more firmly establish herself as an actress to be taken seriously. We'll keep you updated as more news about this exciting picture come out - now back to the forest to haul out the coolest tshirts on the web! Let us know what you think by commenting or sharing below!

    The good people of Uptown Almanac paid a huge compliment to resident Kindred Market artist Black T-Shirt and his brilliant Chewbika design when they named it the "Best Shirt We've Seen All Year." (We realize it's only July but we still think it's pretty cool)

    Chewbika has been an incredible success for Black T-Shirt and all of us at Kindred Market are proud that he launched his brand so like we've always said, if you're looking for cool, funny or vintage tshirts or you want to design your own line - Kindred Market will help take you to the top of your game!

Full article here

    The Kindred Market lumberjacks are proud to see that our Brand Of The Week - BOOTS - has been featured on the very well respected and well written blog Singularitee. Check out the article which praises both BOOTS and Kindred Market - as a place where high quality brands can be successfully launched. When we're out there looking for cool tshirts we're dedicated to providing the highest quality, most original tshirt designs on the web. 

Praise for Boots:

"Honestly, it's nice to see how completely the pieces selected for the launch speak to the designer's overall style."

"Unique and personal in style."

"Pretty damn reasonably priced"

Praise for Kindred: 

"They give birth to a brand..."

"You have stunning art mixed with vectormash and even slogans, but the potential is what makes the site so interesting"

"Pretty cool"

THE FULL ARTICLE HERE

    We at Kindred also want to give everyones voice an outlet because everybody's style is different doesn't mean that quality has to suffer. So when we're launching launching everything from funny tshirts to vintage tshirts to just plain cool tshirts we're doing so knowing that somebody out there needs a shirt, a great shirt, for themselves.

       

    The Kindred boys know how to appreciate delicate beauty - you can see it from our vintage tshirts and even in our funny tees and the lumberjacks tastes in women are no different. In celebration of the release of Inception last Thursday (see our review) the lumberjacks would like to tip their hats to the absolutely beautiful female star of Inception, Miss Marion Cotillard. 

    Marion Cotillard beat out Ellen Page, Julie Christie, Laura Linney and Cate Blanchett to win the 2008 Academy Award for portraying Edith Piaf in La Vie En Rose (which if you pay attention to the music choices of Inception is actually the song they choose to play in Joseph Gordon Levitt's ears during the film). Marion Cotillard, when she isn't wailing in French or haunting Leonardo DiCaprio's dreams can be seen as the only redeeming part of the shit-tacular movie musical Nine (besides mega-babe Penelope Cruz).

    Marion Cotillard's beauty is the timeless kind - the kind they don't know how to make in Hollywood anymore and she is exactly what the Kindred boys would like to come home to after a hard day of hauling cool, funny and vintage tshirt designs out of the forest.

Today the Kindred boys gathered around the morning campfire to discuss topics of cultural, political and historical significance - from things old to things new. Now lets take a look at the things the Kindred boys are looking forward to in the next month.

5) Arcade Fire's newest album The Suburbs - Arcade Fire has quickly become a favorite of the Kindred boys - when we're not hauling cool, funny or vintage tshirts out of the great Kindred forest, we're blasting Arcade Fire songs and congratulating ourselves for being so cool. Definitely looking forward to this.

4) The Kids Are All Right and it's wider release- lumberjacks and lumberjills can all unite behind The Kids Are All Right - an extremely progressive but also very genuine look at American family relationships and American homosexual relationships as the new modern family - it doesn't niche them it just seeks to explore the complexities of these relationships in what looks like an absolutely hilarious way - The Kids Are All Right also stars Julianne Moore whom all lumberjacks bow our heads to as well as Mark Ruffalo who we know the lumberjills just swoon for - check him out in the great Kenneth Lonergan film You Can Count On Me co-starring with Laura Linney it easily gives him a shot as the most natural and talented actor of his generation.

3) Scott Pilgrim v The World - maybe we just have fond memories of Michael Cera's defining role as the eternally awkward George Michael on the supreme TV sitcom of the last decade Arrested Development but any time a movie starring Cera is released we get super excited. Some complain that he does the same thing in every movie - he never plays a different character and we're not debating that point. However, you know who else does that? Jack Nicholson - the man has never played a different role in his life but Jack the man is so engaging and intriguing on his own that we keep going to his movies. Now Cera has a long, long, long...long way to go before he's even close to Nicholson but Scott Pilgrim v the World is a step in the right direction, although we're nervous about his talk of "retiring"....not before you make the Arrested Development Movie, Cera!

2) The confirmation of hopeful Supreme Court Justice Elena Kagan. We were a bit hesitant about Ms. Kagan at first - her lack of judicial experience made us particularly wary but after obsessively watching her confirmation hearings on C-SPAN we were charmed and impressed by this fiery, outspoken and actually kind of hilarious during "hearings Sen. Lindsey Graham asked Kagan, in relation to a question about the Christmas Day Bomber, “where were you on Christmas day?” Responded Kagan, to a deserved round of applause: “You know, like all Jews, I was probably at a Chinese restaurant.” Point Kagan." (mediaite.com) 

1) The premiere of the new season of Mad Men  - if there is one show that all lumberjacks should watch, it is easily Mad Men - the show has won more awards than Meryl Streep and critics regularly orgasm all over it. Mad Men follows the men and women of the fictional Sterling Cooper Ad Agency - basically it's boozing, smoking and ass-slapping and we like it! Featuring Kindred Daily Hottie alumni Christina Hendricks as well as the smoking hot January Jones - the show boasts an outstanding ensemble of actors and at its head is the honorary lumberjack Jon Hamm who is one bad ass mother fucker. After a day of finding the greatest design, funny and cool t shirts we like to relax with a glass of scotch and an episode of the wacky antics of Mad Men.

Well that's what's on the Kindred Market radar! Back to the mill boys! We've got to get our funny, cool and vintage tshirts out to the people! Don't forget that at Kindred Market we launch a new brand every day and Kindred Market is your number one spot to design a clothing line with our fantastic design contest! 

JM:     I'm going to have to marry John (I don't think there's any explanation needed). I'm not entirely sure who Zach Galfinakis is, so     I'm going to have to kill him (because I am an American, and if I don't understand something my first instinct is to kill it). And well... I     guess that means that Judah Friedlander just got really lucky. ;) 

    Inception is the greatest and worst noun ever made. Every aspect of it makes you want to shit yourself with delight and contempt. Read On!

    To say the opening night of Inception was the most hotly anticipated movie-going event of the summer is a massive understatement. Inception is the most hotly-anticipated movie event of the last fifty years. Man, woman, child, beast and bird have all Tweeted, Facebooked, Texted, Emailed, Snail-Mailed, Carrier-Pigeoned and orally assaulted (in good ways and bad) every know human being on the planet about the deification of director Christopher Nolan and his Ark of the Covenant, INCEPTION! 

    Additionally, to say that INCEPTION lives up to all of its lofty ambitions and expectations is a massive understatement. It EXCEEDS them. Inception is with-out a doubt the feel-good family movie event of the century. Sure to delight audiences of all ages, your kids will appreciate Leo DiCaprio (of THE BEACH) and his rag tag team of lovable misfits (including Marion Cotillard as the stunningly sweet-as-pie wife who despite a few personality inconsistencies is still the hottest French kisser in town!) romping through the fields of the mind. 

    Inception does to the Heist, Action, Suspense, Dramatic and Comedic genres what Christ did to all good, decent people of Earth (Christians) - it saves them.  Inception is the body and the blood of film-making and you MUST commune with it this weekend or be forced to suffer through the likes of You Will Meet A Tall Dark Stranger. Inception makes The Godfather look like Shakespeare In Love.

    In the film (SPOILER ALERT) which also stars Kevin Spacey as the murderer at the end (END SPOILER ALERT) Widower U.S. Marshal Edward "Teddy" Daniels (DiCaprio) and his new partner Chuck Aule (Joseph Gordon Levitt) go to Shutter Island on a ferry boat to the home of Ashecliffe Hospital for the Criminally insane, to investigate the disappearance of a patient, multiple murderess Rachel Solando, who has escaped the hospital and apparently the desolate barren island, despite having been kept in a locked cell under constant supervision. At the end of the film it is revealed that Bruce Willis has been dead the whole time and Leo DiCaprio (SPOILER ALERT) is still insane and trapped in the mental institution. 

    Shit. Was that Shutter Island? Damn. I need to stop doing that.

   Inception is Shutter Island (spooky, spooky) begets The Bourne Identity (Handheld! Slow-mo! Fast-whoa!) begets The French Connection (Drive this car. LOUDER!) begets The Matrix/Speed (that van just seems to never speed up) begets Oceans 11, 12, Dirty Dozen, Italian Job, and the Italian Job Remake (we love archetypes!) begets What's Eating Gilbert Grape (some of Leo's acting choices are consistently retarded). Making it the greatest movie EVER.

    However, Inception is also the worst movie ever. Inception? More like Ineption (also considered: Erection, Misdirection, Perplex-ion and Seen-This-Before-But-This-Feels-Cooler-Without-Adderall...ion)

    In Inception you talk like everything you say is the most important thing you're ever going to say EVER or you might as well be Elizabeth Hurley doing Shakespeare. The twist at the end is totally expected and just exists to fuck with the audiences' mind which is okay but it's like your girlfriend saying "do you have another condom?" and you just want to go "It's 3 in the morning, I have to work tomorrow, can we just...not?" 

    Inception is the biggest piece of shit that has ever been put to what was once celluloid. It insists on itself, it aims but never hits - it is like watching a pack of Kid Rock's beating the living blumpkin out of Mother Theresa while Buddha and Mohammad are forced to watch. Do not bring your friends. Bring your enemies. Make them watch what should have been called Shutter Island 2 - Boring Always Sucks. Oh and don't even try giving anyone in this movie acting lessons because they're all hopeless. Oh and the bus falling off the bridge is consistently hilarious and all you want to do is scream "FUCKING DIE ALREADY!"

    In conclusion. I'm right - you're wrong. It is messiah and Anti-Christ. It is peanut butter and organic peanut butter. It is delicious taffy and delicious salt-water taffy filled with razor blades. I love-hate this movie.

    Just kidding, I thought it was awesome and if it was a chick she'd be totally hot. I give it a C+.

-Charlie the Lumberjack