Velodrome  is heading to Urban Outfitters this week!  Congratulations to Matt for landing in a great shop!

TADAAAA!

The Lord of the Rings - the reason we love this clip is the full on shenanigans of Ian McKellen are absolutely hysterical. 

The Kindred boys just want to say how epically good Scott Pilgrim v The World looks and we cannot wait to go see it. We've been Michael Cera fans for a long time, since his Arrested Development days. Michael Cera is the comedic equivalent of Jack Nicholson in the sense that neither has ever played a different character in their lives but the roles they do play are so engaging that we want to keep going back to see them. So Michael Cera now joins our favorite Canadian actors which includes Jim Carrey and Michael J. Fox. 

So in celebration of another fantastic movie from Mr. Michael Cera we'd like to celebrate our favorites of his work!

1. Arrested Development

2. Superbad

3. Paper Heart

4. Youth In Revolt

5. The Berenstain Bears

We've got a new Basil Marceaux celebration t-shirt for all you Basil Marceaux fans out there! Put a REAL man in the Tennessee Senate seat! Vote Marceaux!

We love all things Zombie here at Kindred Market. We've even got an entire line of funny Zombie t shirts dedicated to the eradication of the Zombic germ. So today we want to feature a clip of an absolutely brilliant cameo by Bill Murray in the fantastic Zombieland - he looks even better because he's acting alongside Jesse Eisenberg, maybe the blandest 20-something we have getting major roles in movies today. When you can't book Michael Cera you get Jesse Eisenbergs agent on the line. Unfortunately he's go about 1/32 of the charisma or awkward charm. But we digress. Let us all worship at the altar of Bill Murray! 

When you're done check out our fantastic Zombie Militia t shirt design collection here! 

So you want to make t-shirts online? At Kindred Market you can create you own collection of custom vintage, funny or just plain cool t-shirts that showcase your talents and your creativity plus make you some money for designing tshirts! 

1.  Make Money!  - Some genius once equated that mo' money = mo' problems well, we've experienced no money and we can tell you first hand that mo' money kicks no money's ass every time. Our terms for starting your own clothing line are very generous for the simple reason that we know if you keep your artists paid and laid, they'll come work with you again - it's not hard to figure that out! For more information on our terms check out this post on our forum. Our online store is YOUR online store so make money designing cool, funny and vintage t-shirts!

2. Make MORE Money! - Kindred Market has active relationships with major wholesalers and retailers and we're in constant contact with representatives from these companies every month showing off YOUR art. We get your work in front of these guys and if they pick your t-shirt design that could mean a printing of 700-800 shirts which means you could stand to make really good money - plus you can continue to sell the tshirt designs in our online store! 

3. Created BY Artists FOR Artists - Kindred Market has a rich history of artist advocacy - we started out as an artist driven brand known as Kindred Clothiers. This artist-centric origination allowed us to us make the decision to give others a chance at starting their own clothing line. The ownership  and royalties offered by us to our artists are absolutely first rate - the control and the money is in YOUR hands if you start a custom t-shirt line with Kindred Market. 

4. We Give You The T-Shirt Design Software - Kindred Market provides you with Aviary - a powerful t-shirt design software which allows even the greenest of amateurs to make t-shirts online. For more information on using Aviary with Kindred Market check out this link.

5. Let Us Do The Heavy Lifting - The Kindred lumberjacks make letting you design and create cool custom t-shirts our full time job and in order for you to focus on that we take care of the business side! You don't have to worry about printing, shipping, marketing, programming or anything else because we do all of that for you. We know that if we let artists worry about the art the quality is always better, the shirts always funnier, cooler, better...er! So you design the tshirt, we'll take care of the rest!

6. We Want YOUR Voice! - Other places may try to dictate to you what they think your style SHOULD be but at Kindred Market your style is your style and it's our job to find you the right customer. Think of us as a t-shirt dating website we put your artwork out there and try to find it's consumer soulmate!

7. Highest Quality - All we ask of you is quality. We want high quality t-shirt designs, whether you're designing funny tshirts, cheap tshirts, vintage tshirts or just plain old cool tshirts we want you to take your time and create something you're truly proud of. In return we will offer you a variety of printing methods on the

We hope these helped you out and that you'll choose KindredMarket.com to start your own clothing line! We'd love to have you!

Today's Daily Hottie represents everything a Kindred man is looking for. She's stout, loud and historically relevant. Also she's crazy as all get-out. Anarchist Emma Goldman was born in 1869 and all the Kindred boys agree with the immortal words of McKinley assassin Leon Czologoz who described her as a, "total fox with a rockin' bod." She inspired her boytoys (or as she called him her, "flavor of the month,") plot of the assassination of  Henry Clay Frick - named by Portfolio.com as the "Worst CEO Of All Time." 

Emma was known as a rebel woman, a brash loudmouthed philosopher of free love, free speech and free dance - traveling as far as the city of Bomont where the local minister had made dancing illegal, much to the chagrin of the local teenagers, including one young man named Ren (played by Kevin Bacon). Unfortunately Emma's speech did little to affect the minister who, due in large part to an assassination attempt by Ren and planned by Emma, continued to speak out against the, "heathen rock'n'roll music." 

So today the Kindred boys raise our axes and carry our wood for our favorite anarchist, philosopher and Daily Hottie - Emma Goldman!

Emma Goldman - Daily Hottie
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FIVE TIPS FOR GETTING A DATE USING TWITTER

1) "Brevity is the soul of wit" - I know it sounds cliché but funny guys win, hands down. We are the dominant of the species. Girls recognize that looks fade but funny stays the same. A sexy lady will always go with the funny guy because you don't just stop being funny ten years from now. This should be your secret weapon on Twitter. Find your own personal sense of humor, if it's the Seinfeld type observations then play to that strength - if it's just random comments that are hilarious then go for it (check out @TheStevenWeber for the best example)! If you can get a girl to laugh you can strike up any number of conversations that can eventually take you to a Direct Message and then to a phone number and then to a date! Hint for online daters: don't do dinner first, do something lower pressure like coffee or going for a walk where human conversation is the main course, not a meal. Twitter may be a great way to initiate a conversation but if that's all you've got then you're dead in the water.

2) Express ALL of Yourself - Women, men, people in general go on Twitter because of a need for some sort of an emotional response - whether that is satisfying curiosity, the happiness that comes with learning new facts, flirting, sharing a sadness - we are so wrapped up in a fast paced world that in 140 characters we are desperate to feel some sort of an emotion. It is YOUR job as a professional Twitter flirt to do just that and the only way you can do that is to stop thinking about what you think your audience wants - that works for specialty Twitters but if it's a personal account then post what YOU like, what YOU think is cool or relevant and most importantly, post something that stirs an emotional reaction in YOU because chances are it will stir the same (or vastly different) reaction in the person you're flirting with - either way, a conversation has started which can lead to the date. For an example check out @ebertchicago.

3) Drama belongs on Facebook - actually drama belongs in person like a man. Do you think Don Draper would get on Twitter to bitch? "Betty's totally riding me. What a bitch. Think she may be having a affair. Sally's teacher = hawt! Should I get tested?" NO! Don Draper keeps his drama between himself and the person it concerns. Posting John Mayer lyrics and whatever Damien Rice/Bon Iver song you're crying to doesn't make you sensitive when it flashes on a persons screen, it makes you desperate and you DO NOT want to start a flirt coming from the position of weakness. Start the flirt how you want to start the relationship - strong, confident and happy. Let HER find your inner emo-kid - she'll appreciate it way more than through a 140 character expression of American-Idiot-esque angst. Twitter GETS YOU THE NUMBER which GETS YOU THE DATE which eventually allows you to reveal yourself more.

4) Make Sure Life Updates Look Awesome! "Drinking coffee." "Watching TV." "Pooping." are so damn boring I can't believe someone would even think I can care and if that's what your life consists of then why would someone else want to take a part in it? Short answer: they wouldn't. Every guy drinks coffee, watches TV and poops! Take pictures of yourself going on adventures, if you go to Target find the weirdest thing in the store and take a hilarious picture with it! If you go to the DMV post a video of you doing something completely out of place. People don't obsess over the mundane, they don't want to read it. You may want to share it but use caution. In #2 I said "Express all of yourself" but I also said that people want an "emotional response" and there are better emotional responses than boredom.

5) Be Bold and Ask Open Ended Questions. You can do it. She's a babe, you're shy. You can do it. Look at her tweets and see what she's talking about and look for an in to send her a response. If she just saw INCEPTION then send her a response with an awesome article and finish the post with an open-ended question. Open ended questions mean that "yes" and "no" aren't options. "@x0SingAlong0x I just saw Inception too! Check out this link: http://bit.ly/d6vKUX - What do you think the spinning top at the end meant?" it's not a direct flirt, it's not commenting on HER it's sharing an interest and developing a conversation out of it.

There's a great quote:

"I left my date with Lord Byron thinking he was the most interesting man I'd ever met. I left my date with Lord Byron's brother thinking I was the most interesting person he'd ever met." ............Always be the Lord Byron's brother.

New details have been released about the new Batmangame "Batman: Arkham City" - 

The developer sets us up for Arkham City by say it 

"builds upon the intense, atmospheric foundation of Batman: Arkham Asylum, sending players soaring into Arkham City, the new maximum security 'home' for all of Gotham City's thugs, gangsters and insane criminal masterminds."

Check out this link for pictures from the game that appeared on the cover of Game Informer.

And be sure to check out the rest of our site for cool, funny and vintage tshirt designs like the ones below!

A brand new story about a sexy girl whom the Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde of Retirement himself, Mr. Brett Favre, sent some scandalous shots to. What a class act! The lumberjacks do not approve of the use of cell phones to sent pictures of your thing. If you're going to do it - do it right....in person! 

Check it out at DeadSpin:

Be sure to check out all of our cool, funny and vintage tshirt designs as soon as you're done hearing the tale told of Brett Favre and his...ego...

I'm sorry but this is kind of hilarious (sorry to all our hipster readers...we still want your money!)

We've got a bit of a contentious Daily Hottie today boys and girls, the lumberjacks were in such an uproar we tipped over an entire wagonful of cool, funny and vintage tshirt designs. The "Hot or Not" factor here isn't as divisive as say a Hilary Swank or Jennifer Garner but I've still heard a huge variety of opinions on todays Daily Hottie: Ms. Anne Hathaway. She can sing, she can dance, she can act (she was fantastic and Oscar nominated in the underrated Jonathan Demme film Rachel Getting Married - but everyone in that movie was underrated). Plus, you get to see her boobs in Brokeback Mountain. Overall she is a sexy lumberjill and she'll be appearing in the upcoming Love And Other Drugs, directed by Edward Zwick as well as The Greatest Showman On Earth opposite Hugh Jackman.

It's those big eyes that make the Kindred boys hearts melt, we haul in cool, funny and vintage tshirt designs every day and now and then we just want the chance to come home to a girl like Anne........plus you get to see her boobs in Brokeback Mountain (did we already say that? Oh my it's warm in here)

So without further adieu, please give a warm welcome to Anne Hathaway. Anne, today we raise our axes and carry our wood for you!

Anne Hathaway- We Have Sexy, Cool, Funny and Vintage Tshirt Designs only at Kindred Market!
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Anne Hathaway singing:

    Todays sexy lumberjill can either look incredibly beautiful or in the words of Family Guy's Peter Griffin, "look like you taste like salty garbage." She's talented? Meh. She's smart? Possibly. She's sexy when she doesn't look like dinner scraped off the front wheel of a drunk hillbillies stolen U-Haul? Definitely.

    Ke$ha is one of those girls we think people will love to underestimate and she's set herself up that way. The girl has been writing songs for big names since she was in diapers and though she can't sing to save her life we think there's more to Ke$ha than meets the eye. While she may spell her name using ghettofab punctuation and she may or may not have Hepatitis C - we can't help check her out when she's cleaned up and glammed up. The girl is a sexy blonde with long legs (she's 6'1"!) and a badass attitude, something all us lumberjacks can appreciate after a hard days work of gathering cool, funny, music and vintage tshirt designs from around the net! 

So today we raise our axes and carry our wood for Cleaned-Up-Ke$ha. Now these pictures aren't all glam and sexy but they're natural and we'll take that over skanky, psycho-hose-beast any day!

Ke$ha Cleaned Up
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    At the Kindred Market we do play favorites - when we're not hauling up cool, funny or vintage tees, we're play our favorite songs from our favorite bands and today we'd like to spotlight one of those bands. We know this group has released roughly 400 albums...suck Sufjan Stevens, these dudes are gonna get to 50 new albums by the time you're finished reading this paragraph, they're seriously a little bit crazy and we think they're fantastic. 

    Animal Collective is one of those groups that you listen to over and over again because there is always something new to discover. The next couple songs really let the group explore their vocal talents - "For Reverend Green" almost has a Rusted-Root-On-Crack feel to it if you ask me (which I assume you did because I am the kind of person people ask questions to).

"For Reverend Green"

The Kindred Lumberjacks are gettin' down to a great new band that we just discovered - Archie Powell & The Exports totally rock - enough that we put down our cool, funny and vintage tshirts to listen to it not just once but twice, three times, four times, we had a stroke and finally around listen #27 we were able to stop but it was totally worth it! They're totally not shitty and their music will get you laid! Repeatedly!

Check them out! 

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